Symantec: ‘Protect Your Chicken From Dokken’ Not Random Enough (Kimbo Slice vs. Caterpillar)

A few days ago I was impressed with Symantec’s sence of humour with regards the frankly brilliant ’Protect Your Chicken From Dokken’  ads. Now I’m a little concerned for their mental state. They used to have nice wholesome ad campaigns, where families sit around their computer and play safely on the internet – now they have a small invertebrate slicing the arm off a street fighter with laser heat vision. What next – protect your gerbil from the San Francisco Orchestra? Protect your goldfish from Gywneth Paltrow? Protect your endangered species from the destruction of their natural habitat by development, deforestation and climate change caused by man? Oh no wait… that one’s real (unless you’re a Republican whose family wealth comes from the fossil fuels industry…)

I must admit though, I did like the caterpillar’s nonchalance towards the impending threat: “The caterpillar, responding in typical caterpillar fashion, eats a leaf.”

Deny:

Allow:

Bizarre.

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