Is it compatible? Will Microsoft Kinect work with my existing (read: old) XBOX 360?

10 08 2010

When people know (or find out) that you write about technology and gaming, you usually get asked the same stock questions: PC or Mac? 360 or Ps3? Is Final Fantasy VII the best game ever? More recently however I’ve been the repeated recipient of a new question – will Microsoft Kinect work with my existing (read: old) XBOX 360? The logical answer would seem to be ‘yes’ but Microsoft’s publicity machine haven’t been doing them any favours here. The television adverts for the new XBOX 360 proudly state “Ready for Kinect” (as the updated console spins like a sports car on a turntable in front of us) and that’s fine, but the way the advert is presented looks forward (obviously) and tells us nothing of our old workhorses. Will they allow us full motion control, or will they (as is Microsoft’s want) force us all to purchase new hardware, to swell their coffers and the world’s landfill sites?

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Halo: Reach BETA is going for silver

6 05 2010

My cousin was being incredibly smug a few days ago. He’s been playing Halo: Reach BETA pretty much non-stop since it launched, and was laughing that I couldn’t play it because I haven’t gotten around to renewing my Xbox Live Gold membership yet. Well guess what – Silver members are going to get their turn! Admittedly, it’s only for a very small window, but between the 14th and 17th of May everyone gets to have a go at the most talked about Xbox 360 BETA title so far. Not so smug now, Gold members!

Thanks to for the tip-off!

Final Fantasy XIII, one week on

17 03 2010

This is going to sound slightly ridiculous given how excited I was by Final Fantasy XIII’s release, but I’ve only actually racked up 7 hours of play-time thus far. When I was held up at work last week due to industrial action and didn’t think I was going to be able to buy it on release day, a copy arrived in the post that very day. My lovely girlfriend had pre-ordered it for me for my birthday the previous week (I’m 25 now, I fill in a different ‘age range’ box on forms – that’s depressing) and it was waiting for me when I got in from the office. It’s funny though, that when you’ve got a busy job, a few freelance articles on the go, and rather inexplicably you’ve somehow ended up running the London Marathon on April 25th this year (with training taking up so much of your free time so you don’t die in a sweaty heap on national television), you don’t have the time to do things you used to, or at least in the way you used to do them. I think as a kid when I first got Final Fantasy VII, I racked up something like 20 hours in the first few days, but I’ve had a whole week of Final Fantasy XIII as a grown-up and I’m only managing an average 1 hour/day play time. At least it gives games some longevity, even if it is a tad manufactured by circumstance. Maybe rationing play-time is a good way to get your money’s worth? I’ll revisit that thought another time…

Final Fantasy XIII's Lightning Waits

I've finished my hour's play for today - Lightning will just have to sit and wait until I get my hour tomorrow...

So how am I finding Final Fantasy XIII? What are initial impressions, feelings and attitudes towards it? Is it (even at this early stage) any good? Please also be advised (if you were worried) there will be no spoilers here – this is my house, my rules, and I won’t be a part of the problem. Read this article from Richard Cobbett (PC Plus Features Editor) and this article by my old friend Michelle (owner of for some interesting thoughts on the issues surrounding keeping games a secret. And with that elephant firmly out of the room, back to Final Fantasy XIII…

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The Search For Jasper… (XBOX 360)

8 02 2010

It was decided. We were getting an XBOX 360, and we definitely weren’t getting a second-hand one, for reasons outlined here.

So I started shopping, in the only way I know how – I turned off the TV, grabbed a mug of hot coffee/an ice cold beer (delete as appropriate, dependant on the position of the sun relative to the yard-arm), settled down into the sofa with my laptop, and hit Google. Hard. I found good prices, bad prices, ridiculous prices and unbelievable prices (which, upon closer inspection, usually turn out to be faulty RROD machines that people are trying to offload as spares/repair on eBay). I found incredible deals, with extra controllers, headsets and a choice of titles, I found decent deals with last year’s most middle-of-the-road game thrown in, and I found consoles on their own that to be honest, seemed a tad expensive. What I didn’t find, though, was any concrete evidence of the elusive Jasper…

XBOX 360 and the search for the Jasper chipset

That's an actual photo of me (not really). Although I was actually reduced to such insanity (almost).

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Breaking News: Project Needlemouse Becomes Sonic 4

4 02 2010

Or, Sonic The Hedgehog 4: Episode I, to give it its full title.

The action picks up after the story of Sonic & Knuckles (which was in itself, the second ‘episode’ to Sonic 3) and these episodes are going to be downloadable content from WiiWare, XBOX Live Arcade and PSN. In terms of gameplay, Sonic is, as we’ve all been hoping and praying, going back to his 2D roots – in a similar style to the hugely successful ‘New Super Mario Bros.’ titles from Nintendo, it’s going to be 2D side-scrolling, built with slick 3D visuals. Gamespot have another teaser trailer (featured below) that contains just a couple of snippets of the gameplay and visual style that if you blink, you’ll miss them, but then isn’t that what Sonic is all about?

There are already a few grumbles around the web about the episodic format, but honestly right now I don’t think that’s a bad thing, so long as they get the gameplay right. If they essentially present a modern interpretation of Sonic 2 for the Mega Drive, they can churn it out in as many episodes as they like – if we love the first one, then we’ll want more. It might seem a little gimmicky to have episodes rather than individual titles sold in stores, but if Sonic 4: Episode 1 is as good as it could be, I’d rather be sure that Sonic Team were tied down to creating X number of follow-up titles in glorious 2D, without being tempted to re-hash or overhaul it – let’s face it, that’s what got the Sonic franchise into trouble in the first place. If they get back on track (and I have a feeling they will) an incentive to stay old-school by promising episodic follow-ups might be just what Sonic needs to stay on the straight and narrow (2D) path.

Thanks to Gamespot for the teaser. You can also find little snippets of info (and countdown to when the next snippet will be released) at the official Sonic 4 site.

Indiana Jones and the System Board of Doom (XBOX 360 Red Ring of Death/RROD)

2 02 2010

So, having come to a multilateral decision with the real brains behind the operation (my girlfriend) to get an XBOX 360, the next difficulty we’re presented with is “well, which one?”

Given my predisposition towards recycling, and my feeling that pre-owned really can be just as good as new (if you’re picky enough with it), ordinarily I’d be more than happy to plump for a pre-owned console. I buy plenty of pre-owned games, after all. When I was a poor, embittered student, I bought a slim PS2 for something in the region of sixty notes, when the new ones were still retailing around £150 – I was skipping all the way home with that bargain, and it was well worth putting up with the urine smell in the multicolour (if you count different shades of brown) swap-shop that was CEX in Leeds (and I’d just like to say, for the record, since they’ve moved to new premises it no longer reeks of stale urine like an old people’s home, so hopefully I’ve not upset them too much!) When my other half sent me an email from her work noticeboard listing a 360 with 60GB hard drive, two controllers and a couple of games for £120, I was very nearly that delighted again, but then something struck me. What if this guy is selling it because it’s out of warranty and it’s starting to malfunction? What if he’s felt it getting a bit toasty, and thinks he can cut his losses and get part of the money towards a new one before it dies completely? Then he’s laughing, and I’m out a considerable sum of money with an overheating, unusable console.

XBOX 360 Red Rings of Death

I went to bed thinking I was going to go for the second hand XBOX 360 - then I had nightmares that looked a little like this...

It comes back to (as it always seems to) the old XBOX 360 spectre, the Red Ring Of Death (RROD).

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It’s Not As Simple As Blue Hedgehog Vs Red Plumber Anymore… (XBOX 360 Vs PS3)

1 02 2010

I want a new console. I’ve been holding off getting an XBOX 360 or PS3 for reasons outlined below, but I have the blessing of my other half, we’ve cleared a space by the TV, and now I’ve got to choose – the trouble is, I don’t know how to anymore. In days of yore, gamers chose their consoles primarily on what games were exclusive to the format, above all other reasons. Sure, there will always be those who would tell you they chose a Mega Drive over a SNES because of the faster on-screen draw, or vice versa because of the depth of colour and pseudo-3D shading, but really, it came down to what you wanted to play, not how you wanted to play it. 

The Game Boy Vs Game Gear is an excellent case in point – on paper, the SEGA offering trounces Nintendo’s handheld, with a full colour screen, greater depth to its audio, and even the ability to play full Master System titles on it using a nifty adapter (to put that into a little context, imagine being able to play Uncharted 2: Among Thieves on your PSP, by doing nothing more than connecting to a disk drive big enough to take the PS3 media). If you’d asked a humble Game Boy to play a NES title it would have had a heart attack at the prospect of it, and that’s without getting onto the obvious colour issues. But the Game Boy won out in the end, and it did it with style and aplomb, outliving the Game Gear by maybe a full decade, in spite of being the older and inferior device. So what tipped the tables for the bleeping black and yellow-screened wonder? I’d go so far as to say it was two titles that won the battle for the Game Boy hands down (and that’s not to say that, on balance, all things considered, that it won by two titles – I mean that these are two titles that SEGA simply couldn’t compete with): Tetris, and The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening

Columns had the edge in terms of visuals, but Tetris was more fiendishly addictive, without the added complication of having to match up colours

SEGA simply had no answer for Link's Awakening, the biggest action-RPG of the era, which featured on the smallest, most underpowered format, the Game Boy

So where does that leave us in the modern, next generation era? I’m going to discount the Wii completely, and not because I’m one of those Wii-bashing unserious-gaming-hating fools (I love my Wii, the warm blue glowing smile and the insane waggling of white plastic) but for two reasons: because of the completely different format of gaming it offers (as well as the fact it’s not a direct comparison in terms of performance, graphics and variety of content), and because you can’t decide between XBOX 360 and PS3 by choice of titles. Nintendo are still the only company you  can plump for if you want some fairly specific gaming. If you want Mario, you have to go Nintendo. If you want Zelda, you have to go Nintendo. Hell, if you want Wii Fit, you have to go Nintendo, and that’s fine by me, at least I know where we all stand. 

I know there are millions of you out there who already have an XBOX 360 or PS3, and I’m sure you all have your reasons (or both consoles) but for me, I’ve been holding out as long as possible. Why? Because while I like to think that Sony and Microsoft are established enough in the gaming market to never wither and die, I remember the spectacular fall of SEGA, and know a few Dreamcast owners who are still bitter over the whole thing. We all know the market is big enough for three competing consoles (and let’s be fair, the only two that are really competing are XBOX 360 and PS3, the Wii is in a different contest all on its own) but somebody needs to tell the electronics giants that there is enough of the absolutely bloody massive pie for everyone to get nice and fat without trying to stove the other’s head in with their rather hefty coin-purses. So as much as I didn’t want to see a fight to the death, I was fully expecting one between the XBOX 360 and PS3, and the first crucial blow was struck by Sony, when they triumphed in the high definition war (Blu Ray Vs HD DVD) more than two years ago. Microsoft had plunged support and money into Toshiba’s HD DVD format, but when all but one of the major movie studios joined forces with Sony and Blu Ray, HD DVD was sunk, and I feared for the XBOX 360, which was to feature an add-on HD DVD player, as opposed to the PS3’s in-built Blu Ray player. 

PS3: "I have a Blu Ray player as standard, but I'm damn expensive and have the aesthetic appeal of a hearse."

As it transpired, though, this wasn’t the critical strike that I (and many others) thought it was going to be. Microsoft took the hit from their giant coffers, and almost by way of an apology to their legions of fans, started slashing the price of the XBOX 360 unit not long afterwards. The PS3 was always a little more expensive, sure, but when an XBOX 360 started creeping under the price of a Wii (the cheap and cheerful joker of the console world) you could see that Microsoft were serious about keeping their console alive, to the point we’re at now, where buying an XBOX 360 (approx £130)  and an external Blu Ray drive, or even standalone Blu Ray player, can come in cheaper than a PS3 with Blu Ray player built in (approx £250, and inexplicably, the new ‘slim’ PS3 doesn’t appear to have driven down the price of the old, large PS3 for those who just want one regardless of how monstrously ugly it is, as happened with the advent of the PSOne and PS2 slim in years gone by). 

XBOX 360: "I'm cheaper and prettier, but I've been known to run a bit warm, melt a hole in your TV cabinet and then never ever work again."

So aside from a big hit from Sony with regards the future of high definition, and a large bite from Microsoft in terms of cost, this great war has turned out to be mostly tit-for-tat, and for those of us who were expecting an eventual victor, we could be waiting a long time. It would appear that the age old tactic of dealing with Godzilla (don’t waste time, money and human life by trying to fight it – wait for some other giant mutant creature to come along so they can kill each other) isn’t going to work here. Godzilla and Mothra haven’t kissed and made up, but they have been fighting so long and so pointlessly that their claws are blunt, their teeth are missing, and neither is strong enough to damage the other. If you want some of that action, go watch Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus, it’s awesome and hilarious in equal measure, and does exactly what it says on the tin. 

So how does a confused, indecisive gamer (who already owns the get-out clause, the Wii) come to any conclusions? After all, this is an important decision for more than just gaming reasons – a new console is about the fourth most expensive thing you can buy, after a house, a car and a great big flat-screen TV, and I don’t want to be left out of pocket and disappointed six months down the line. You go back to the tried and tested method – I’m going to pick my console for the games I want to play, dammit. That’s the way it’s always worked, and I’m not going to let the fact that titles are syndicated across both the XBOX 360 and PS3 stop me. When you really think, and I mean really, the only games that matter at all in the exclusivity arguement are Uncharted 2: Among Thieves for the PS3, and Grand Theft Auto: Liberty City Stories for the XBOX 360. Both are exclusives, both look and play incredibly, they’re immersive, cinematic, and offer truly epic, 30+ hours play time that you don’t often get anymore. They kind of cancel each other out, don’t they? There are of course other titles that are exclusive, Little Big Planet Vs Viva Pinata springs to mind, but I’m really not bothered either way, and can get them both for handhelds (in fact, I do already have Viva Pinata for DS – I don’t need to see it in 1080p on my big screen to enjoy it, and I’m sure the same applies for Little Big Planet).

So that doesn’t really leave me any the wiser, either, but I do have one ace up my sleeve, one trick card to play that may just help me make this decision after all. There has been one game, or more specifically, one series of games that has kept me buying consoles throughout the years, and it may just help me swing the decision once more. I bought a SNES for one, I bought a Playstation (and turned down an N64, Mario 64 and The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time) for three of them, a PS2 for two of them, and now, Final Fantasy might just help me choose again, but not in the way is used to. I was trying my hardest not to get excited about Final Fantasy XIII for a couple of big reasons: firstly, Final Fantasy XII annoys me immensely, in the same way VIII did on the Playstation (lots of build-up, amazing presentation, a tad lacking in substance) and I’m scared XIII could go the same way. But if I thought that way every time, I wouldn’t have played IX after VIII disappointed me so much, and I would have missed an absolute storybook fantasy gem, that almost sits up there on the same pedestal as VI and VII – high praise indeed. Secondly, and this really is a big reason, the price of the PS3 is still, in my opinion, ridiculous, and given that it’s shown absolutely no signs of shifting over the three or so years the console has existed, then I’m never expecting it to drop into a sensible bracket.

This is where Square-Enix rode to my rescue! The very exclusivity of Final Fantasy to Sony was the only thing that was tying me to craving a PS3, if I’m honest. I don’t like the look of them, I feel like the controller hasn’t moved on since 1996, and I object to paying that much for the privilege of feeling a bit let down by something that’s supposed to make me feel amazing. Imagine my delight to learn that Final Fantasy XIII is coming to the XBOX 360! Now, I have no reason to cling to bankrupting myself for one title, when I can get every other game I want, plus the one game I need (and I couldn’t stress need enough to you, Final Fantasy titles are my life-blood, they are evidence of all that is great when gaming and storytelling come together) on a sensibly priced, quite attractive console! So thank you, Square-Enix, I know I’ve not been your biggest advocate since you ceased being just Squaresoft, but I promise that with this one act (that has no doubt made you and Microsoft a truck-load of money, I know you didn’t do it solely for my benefit) you’ve put right every ill you’ve caused me over the past ten years, and I’ll never, ever doubt you again!

So here’s the title that (now I know I can have it without re-mortgaging my house for a PS3) is making me so excited and glad to be a gamer again:

FFXIII, UK Release Date: 9/3/2010

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